Chain letters have entered the digital age.

While I’m immeasurably annoyed by repeated “Send to 10 people and receive undefined blessings” messages via text, I don’t necessarily blame the friend who forwards it…

However, I doubt that any extra luck or salvation lies within.

I’ve had good and bad luck independent of my instantaneous deletion and flagrant failure to heed warnings… but if I find the jerk-off(s) responsible for this garbage… 

…As far as I’m concerned, these crap generators owe me countless days of neutral luck since they’re constantly trying to pigeon-hole me into extremes based solely on my willingness to bother those on my contacts list.

Stop the madness!