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...Mark of the iPod.
...Mark of the Beast!
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The iPod...
A revolutionary, portable, media device unleashed on human civilization by Apple in October of 2001. Since it's initial release it has become more powerful, more popular, and has more functionality than anyone could have ever imagined.
Over the years it has reached an almost god-like status in the eyes of its owners, but is not without some nefarious drawbacks...
It has become the preferred way to provide yourself auditory pleasure, but at the same time can destroy your hearing if it is used too often at high volumes.
It gives its owner the convenience and joy of having their entire music collection in one small device, but at the same time can invoke feelings of complete despair with one trip to a puddle or with the slightest electronic malfunction.
It can provide a wonderful escape from the world around us, but at the same time can render you completely oblivious to an oncoming vehicle or that you are being targeted for mugging.
When you look at a device that is so well loved and has such wonderful applications, but at the same time can be so destructive to humans, one thing comes to mind...
The Devil.
Now, I love my iPod, and did not want to accept that it could actually be damning my soul for eternity, but upon closer examination of the logo, I believe that I have now uncovered indisputable proof that my soul and the souls of other iPod users are in great and immediate peril.
I think the included images speak for themselves.
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{"commentId":10548542,"authorDomain":"stinkweepete"}
I think this is pretty solid evidence of a demonic plot.
I've always thought Apple was up to something.
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#1 - Sat Nov 7, 2009 7:32 PM EST{"commentId":10554465,"authorDomain":"Randilly"}
The Church of the Subgenius would call this proof that 'Bob is God'. Or something like that.
But if you're worried about your soul, they might sell you one of their 'blessed' ipods.
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#2 - Sun Nov 8, 2009 2:44 AM EST{"commentId":10554638,"authorDomain":"stinkweepete"}
{"commentId":10554716,"authorDomain":"Randilly"}
I don't know.. Do you like Theremin music?
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#3 - Sun Nov 8, 2009 3:24 AM EST{"commentId":10554767,"authorDomain":"stinkweepete"}
{"commentId":10554967,"authorDomain":"Randilly"}
OK I'll admit it, I deserved that link. roflol good one! good one!!!
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