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110 Words About... Chain Texts
Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:22 AM EDT
Chain letters have entered the digital age. While I’m immeasurably annoyed by repeated “Send to 10 people and receive undefined blessings” messages via text, I don’t necessarily blame the friend who forwards it… However, I doubt that any extra luck …
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C.W.S. Stands for: Closure (due to) Water (and) Sewage
Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:07 AM EDT
If you’ve seen my nonsense before, then you know I am barely serious, rarely remorseful, and always ridiculous. Besides those three, horrifying character flaws, I like to think I add something to stuff sometimes. Those who can relate to the previous words also may kn …
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Epitaphs Are Easy... Not!
Sun Jun 5, 2011 6:03 AM EDT
The idea of dealing with your own death scares the hell out of most people… as well it should. I was recently reading a story, though, about semi-recently deceased actor, Leslie Nielsen’s grave marker. For any who don’t know his work, Leslie Nielsen was the co …
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Bless the Buffet : Fear the Rapture
Wed May 18, 2011 7:38 AM EDT
I love me a little OCB (Old Country Buffet). Everyone gets exactly what they want (besides alcohol)… I get to have my 3000 calorie salad, the wife gets her steak-n-potatoes, and the kids can peck at piles of green peas, black olives, pineapple, and popcorn shrimp unt …
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Torture, Schmorture
Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:12 AM EDT
The following is an expose regarding the validity of torture and, more specifically, “Water Boarding”. By the end of the article, the controversy will be over... OK, not really, but it's worth a gander.
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Where Are All the Mean People? AKA - My Meanifesto
Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:21 AM EDT
What exactly is “mean”? Am I “mean”? Are you “mean”? Does it matter if you/me/we are?
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110 Words About... Picking Up the Dog Poo
Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:20 AM EDT
If you live in a part of the World that endures freezing precipitation and temperatures during the winter, and own a pooch; you know it’s prime poo picking season. As weather breaks, pet owners rush out to the yard to pick up the poop revealed by melting snow.
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Three Things...
Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:48 PM EST
I have always been fascinated with the number “3”… And I am not alone.
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SadLibs
Thu Mar 4, 2010 12:30 AM EST
Ever make a promise while you’re drinking and then wake up the next day and go… “Oh crap… How am I gonna keep that one?”
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Stoner Stories : Paraphermania
Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:50 PM EST
From 1992 to 2000 I was chronic. I smoked weed almost every day, experienced all the good and bad that went along with such a life style, and I took care to make note of all those experiences. I was a "Stoner" and these are my stories. #153 Paraphermania
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The Wild Gone Wild : Too Hot For Newsvine!
Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:34 AM EST
We all know and love and hate America's most beloved and reviled and brilliant scumbag; Joe Francis. Founder of Mantra Films, Inc. and creator of the "Girls Gone Wild" series of "documentaries".
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What's In A Butt?
Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:20 PM EST
What's in a butt? OK, perhaps I phrased that poorly. Everyone knows what's in a butt, so maybe a better way of posing the question is: What's with the butt?
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Low-Brow Haiku Party!
Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:30 PM EST
In honor of my 12,784th day of existence... I'm throwin' myself a party... A "Low-Brow Haiku" party.
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The Big Uneasy - Angels and Demons in New Orleans
Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:37 AM EST
Organized religion really isn't for me. I was raised Christian, but don't go to church anymore. I don't really have anything against people who follow a religion… I suppose I just prefer to make my own assumptions about my own existence.
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Stoner Stories : The Brian, The Snitch, and The Earlobe
Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:41 PM EST
From 1992 to 2000 I was chronic. I smoked weed almost every day, experienced all the good and bad that went along with such a life style, and I took care to make note of all those experiences. I was a "Stoner" and these are my stories.
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Putting Myself In My Place
Thu Jan 7, 2010 1:54 AM EST
My name is Stinkweed Pete, an I'm a Viner.
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'Twas The Night Before The Monday Before Christmas
Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:33 AM EST
'Twas the night before Monday, and somewhere in the house, I was relaxing, wasting time, and being a louse. In pants that were flannel and a chest that was bare. I was plopped on my @ss, just sitting there.
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BREAKING NEWS : Santa Needs Psychiatric Evaluation
Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:19 AM EST
It's not the massive intake of cookies and milk... It's not the constant elf immersion... It's not the reliance on magical reindeer... It's not the pressure of bringing toys to millions of children in one night... It's the packaging of said toys.
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110 Words About... Re-Gifting
Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:03 PM EST
Birthdays, weddings, anniversaries... Christmas... If there is a gift to be given, there is someone who is giving a gift that they already got.
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Affair With a Wheelchair Part 7 : A Rolling Stop
Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:42 AM EST
...And I walked again. Anti-climactic? Yes... but not for me.
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Affair With a Wheelchair Part 6 : A Bad Roll
Wed Dec 9, 2009 4:56 AM EST
Eventually, my feet got to the point where I could stand for a decent period of time, put Ol' Blue in and out of my truck without struggle, and even stand up while peeing. Au revoir, Monsieur Urinal.
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Affair With a Wheelchair Part 5 : Rollin' Around
Sun Dec 6, 2009 4:15 AM EST
Lumpy, Monsieur Urinal, Slick, Ol' Blue, Frankentoilet, Drips, Ol' Blue, Stunt Practice, Slick, Lumpy, Guitar Practice, Computer Time, Monsieur Urinal... I was getting antsy.
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Affair With a Wheelchair Part 4 : Learnin' to Roll
Thu Dec 3, 2009 8:56 PM EST
I woke up with new purpose, new energy, a new outlook, and the same damn problems. I made my usual deposit in Monsieur Urinal, and ate a nice, un-hospital breakfast. My dad came down to the basement with a little surprise for me.
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Affair With a Wheelchair Part 3 : Ready to Roll
Wed Dec 2, 2009 12:42 AM EST
My homecoming was cause to learn a great deal of things.
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Affair With a Wheelchair Part 2 : Rollin' Out
Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:35 AM EST
Day three was both a good and a bad day for me and my family. I learned that I would be headed home very soon, but in essentially the same shape in which I arrived. I learned that there would be surgery or surgeries for sure, but that they were not sure how much they could do.
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Stinkweed---
I think your art is right up there with....uh....
Well, it's incomparable, I guess.
peace
Pete!!!!!!!
You're back!!
I missed ya man!!— shel2233
Hey Stink - where ya been? Miss your humor on here.
Hey Pete! Dowser is back and said to send you some lovin'! So here goes nothing, "I Love You, MAN!" lol
Back to the gutter I go, with shea and buzzman. Hope to see ya around, bro...
— DaVoH
I resolve to stick with you, DaVoH, and Buzzman! Only teamwork will keep the 'Vine down in the gutter where it belongs....................
— sheaster
You know it's on now buddy! We are about to start some Funny Crap! Thanks for the invite dude
It was an honor being some inspiration for your composition. Keep it up, you're very good at what you do. I've enjoyed it, that's for sure
— DaVoH
Thanks for the invite Stinkweed. I'm flattered. I accept your invitation. I'm also something of a newbie. so I don't know how half this stuff works. Please feel free to drop Tips and feedback on my Page.
— Randilly
Where ever there is @!$%#ty conversation,when ever the dialog smells like ass,you will find me-offering my thoughts and often unpopular opinion--I am the Buzzman!
Thanx for the article and the oppurtunity to have some fun!
Welcome to the Vine!!
— Lady Bug
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