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110 Words About... Taking My Order

Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:30 AM EST

Ever been at a restaurant and the person taking your order doesn't write it down? There is an instant fear that something will be screwed up. I'm sure servers that show this aversion to writing manage to get some orders correct, but why not jot it down just in case?

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Could You Please Pass The Gas?

Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:46 AM EST

The function takes many names. Dropping a bomb, cutting the cheese, ripping one, breaking wind, sounding off, passing gas, butt barking, tooting, pooting... and, of course, farting.

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110 Words About... Car Arguing

Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:48 AM EST

We've all seen or been a part of this horrifyingly dangerous situation. A vehicle's passenger is verbally and/or physically assaulting its operator. Your life is in their hands! Would you scream and flail at a bus driver or a cabbie?

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Spaz Attack! Part 2 : A New Spaz Rising

Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:14 AM EST

I am a spaz magnet. That was the main idea conveyed in part one of this two part series.

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Spaz Attack! Part 1 : Spaz Magnet

Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:51 PM EST

When I was growing up, the myriad of disorders that our children are said to suffer from (now diagnosed and treated) were, in many instances, ignored and/or dealt with in a much less medical fashion.

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110 Words About... Sweet Pickles

Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:03 PM EST

Ever been at a buffet-style dinner party and grabbed what would seem to be an innocent and delicious pickle from the veggie tray? You save the bumpy, briny little gem for a moment that is just right.

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Are iPods Inherently Evil?

Sat Nov 7, 2009 1:18 PM EST

The iPod... A revolutionary, portable, media device unleashed on human civilization by Apple in October of 2001. Since it's initial release it has become more powerful, more popular, and has more functionality than anyone could have ever imagined.

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110 Words About... Falling Back

Wed Nov 4, 2009 2:16 AM EST

I blame the temporary retardation that many of us face after the switch to Standard Time directly upon technology. Due to cell phones, cable boxes, and computers; it has become much less of a personal choice over the last few years.

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A Good Rap For Crap

Mon Nov 2, 2009 1:35 AM EST

What do we, the human race, have in common? Not much... which becomes evident if you toodle around on this website for a while.

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Losing My Religion... And My Keys

Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:56 PM EDT

Where did that darn religion go? Did it fall between the couch cushions? Did I leave it hanging in the front door? Let's see...

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5 Low-Brow Haikus : Volume 1

Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:08 AM EDT

Toilet plays mind games. Poop felt, poop on paper but, Nothing in the bowl. As sure as the Sun, Boners will rise in the 'morn, Either may wake you. I don't want to look, But that's just the way it is, When you wipe your butt.

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